About Me (I Mean- Him)
Preston Smith is just some random guy from a town in Washington. This isn’t the “Washington” everyone talks about during election season, or whenever they want to criticize the president. We’re talking Washington state, a place jam packed FULL of pine trees. Like. Way too many pine trees. We’re talking more pine trees than people. Maybe I’m getting side tracked.
I mean, HE’S getting side tracked.
Because these things are always in third person, even though we know the author just writes them anyways.
Let's get back to the point here. Preston enjoys hanging out with his friends, but let’s be honest, would he enjoy avoiding his friends and drinking an entire bottle of wine to himself more than hanging out with them? Yes. Yes, that's exactly right. He’s an introvert.
He streams video games that he plays once a week, I’m pretty sure. (I mean it’s me so you’d hope that I would know, but I don’t know if maybe you’re reading this 29 years after I write it and I’m dead because I saw a penny in the middle of a road and got run over by a bus while fetching said penny).
You could probably find all of his stuff (for video game gameplay and also original music) under the name HmmingBrd (or HmmingBrds depending on the platform and who already had the username taken). And if you can’t find it, maybe it’s the apocalypse and you should probably, I dunno, focus on surviving instead of some stupid “author” who you’ll never meet because it’s the END OF THE WORLD.
Alright.
This is a really long “About the Author” section.
I feel like, and Des (my editor), please confirm this, I feel like this is longer than any of the chapters of my book.
Yes it is.
Dear lord.
Preston enjoys avoiding as much social media that he can, while still wanting to have a career in a creative field. Does this mean that he's insane? Probably. Most authors are. But he is not just simply an author, oh no. He is also an author of songs, commonly known as a song writer, and not "author of songs" because that title is silly. If you haven't heard that he does music, well I (he? we? how do I write this?) find that to be very unlikely since that's all he's really been doing these days.
If you are interested in connecting with Preston, despite his lack of social media presence, the best way would be to join his Discord Server, where people who like his music and stuff can thrive in a community of like-minded nerds just like him.
What a time to be alive!